baseball

I don't care what your boyfriend says now, but he does like sports. He does. He will drag you to a Rangers/Indians game. You will be forced to cheer. You will be forced to break out your SMU pink and brown baseball cap and wear it, even though pink and brown is not SMU's colors, but it should be.
He will look cute, with a twinkle in his eye, like a 10 year old boy as he bravely roots for the other team. He may yell profanities around small impressionable children sitting nearby if his team does poorly.
You will remind him of this outting the next time you want to stop and look at ten pairs of shoes.