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I asked my good pal Natalia to write a professional recommendation letter on my behalf and this is what I get emailed to me:

Dear Son,

Jen is the shiznit, she's a playa playa. Holla! She my girl from the hood and she straight up and down gansta. nah mean?

nat

She knows me so well. And of all the "reco" letters I have had written for me in my quest for gainful employment, this one has to be the most honest, truthful, most revealing of yours truly, sevendots.

I am the shiznit. Total playa, sometimes a hate-ah, complete straight up and down gangsta.

So thanks Natalia!